always cant update fast and cant even be viewed! they say its cos of the hyphen in front.. freak.
so here's a new one.
www.hungrykaihong.blogspot.com
why? hmm.. cos i'm really feeling qt hungry now.
jus now after driving went to dear's place. she's a little down w sore throat la.. den she has a in-her-own-words sexy voice. hahahaa... jus pei her lor.. for around 3hours.. den i headed home. took this mercedez cab!! omg yu really won't believe my luck la.. he's name's jeffery tan... he installed 2 LCDs and has a karaoke mike. he said he'll show me.
i was cursing myself for being curious asking him what's tt for.. haha. turns out he started singing a medley of 3 languages - pretty well - and he's a celebrity cabbie! den he started to show me clips of him being interviewed on TV.. like channel U, Central, even on BBC and CNN... haha.. international sia! he even has his own website!! OMG.. check it out man.
http://jefflimo.tripod.com/jefflimo.htm
time to go back to *^%**&!(#!@#* camp.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc...: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.